Alien: Hello Earthling. Thank you for conversing with me.

You: YOU ARE WELCOME

Alien: May I ask you a few questions?

You: Of course! YOU MAY

Alien: I have never been to earth before, can you tell me a little bit about it? What are some beautiful and interesting places I should visit?

You: GAME STOP AND THE MOVIES AND FOOT LOCKER

You: What is your planet like?

Alien:MY PLAENT IS GREEN AND PURPLE WITH YELLOW WATER

Alien: You humans seem like you’re very angry with eachother. I watched people walk down the street and most people didn’t even look at eachother! Why is that?

You: CAUSE IF YOU DONT KNOW THEM YOU DONT TALK TO THEM YOU ALONE TALK TO PEOPLE YOU KNOW

You: What’s it like on your planet when you walk around? WERE ONE TALK TO EACH OTHER AND U MUST HUGE SOME ONE THAT SAYES HI TO U

Alien:WERE ONE TALK TO EACH OTHER AND U MUST HUGE SOME ONE THAT SAYES HI TO U

Alien: Why does your home country go to war with other countries?

You:YES THEY DO

Alien: It seems to me that what you call “marshmallows” are the best thing to eat on your planet. Why do you not eat these every day? THEY ARE NOT THE BEST snickers ARE THE BEST

You:

You: What do you eat on your planet? SNIKERS

Alien DOGS

Alien: It seems to me that you do not treat earth very well. I see people throwing their trash on the ground, cutting down forests, and burning dirty coal to make electricity. Why do humans not care about earth? Is anyone doing anything about it?

You:WE TRY BUT IT NOT REALLY